caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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(via officialfrenchtoast)

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

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whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via hopelesslyfree)

unimpressedcats:

sausage cat

not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

(via dancineyebrows)

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(via alienfucks)

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.
Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
Draw a picture of your dream home. 
Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here. 
Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
Read your favorite book.
Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
Send 5 random followers a message.
Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.
Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.
hipdip:

BIG OL’ LUSH GIVEAWAY!
Hey all! So I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for years now and i’m finally doing it! I decided to do a lush giveaway because I love lush almost as much as I love my followers:) Enjoy♡
what you get
x1 Avobath Bath Bomb
x1 Big Blue Bath Bomb
x1 Sunnyside Bubble Bar
x1 Vanilla Puff Dusting Powder
x1 The Olive Branch Shower Gel 3.3oz
x1 New Shampoo Bar(with travel tin)
x1 Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly 8.5oz
x1 Stepping Stone Foot Scrub
x1 Bubblegum Lip Scrub
x1 Success Liquid Eyeliner
x1 Glamorous Liquid Lipstick  
the rules
must be following me!
reblog this post(the more that you reblog the more chances to win!)
be willing to give me shipping info
keep your inbox open!
I’ll ship worldwide so anyone can enter! The contest ends on October 8th so good luck, cutiebees!:) Feel free to inbox me with any questions
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
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A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min 
offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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